Where ignorance meets bliss

joshricci:

therealxtina:

#BuyBICONIC

Legendary.

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bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

Holy fuck!!!

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sexidance:

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brandnewjones:

the-bitch-goddess-success:

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karnythia:

thebigblackwolfe:

thebigblackwolfe:

husssel:

femalerappers:

Eve - Grind Or Die

Bitch, go the fuck in!!!!!!

yes GAWD! 

lord i hope this album does well cause I miss Eve.

reblogging again with absolutely no fucks given.

This made me shake my ass. SOLD!

the cheeks started started bouncing

This fuckin song doe!!!!

never heard this song before 

but as soon as the beat dropped

my ass just knew

Man I thought y’all were playing, but I did straight start shaking my ass doe. lol!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

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goonygomez:

I love Jujubee XD

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gdxphoto:

Drag Becomes Her!

Remember when I took behind the scenes pics for my friend Ricky while he photographed Jinkx Monsoon and Ivy Winters? Well, he finally released them! Inspired by Death Becomes Her. 

[Click Here] to go check out his page and see the rest. They are incredible. 

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mysteriousbatss:

snapping z’s all over your dashboard.

mysteriousbatss:

I can’t….

onlinehomo:

joe jonas??????

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Love him so much

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